Babysitting Stalin & Hitler (Still In Hell??)
This must be hell. I thought I used to enjoy roller coasters. Here I am with Joseph & Adolph’s faces smashed against my suddenly enormous and dark bosom. I can feel their sweat and drool seeping...
View ArticlePunk Atheist Position
I’m a punk atheist. Some might say a “new atheist.” I don’t have the patience to argue with those who believe in god. However, I think this picture does a fair job of expressing my position. Do I...
View ArticleHuman Sounding Monkey Looks Familiar
Came Across this article in WIRED Magazine. The article is only vaguely interesting, but it did inspire me to do further research on monkeys which lead to THIS FELLA BELOW: I would have preferred to...
View ArticleMargaret Thatcher’s Devil Finger
A message to Conservatives from hell? Not sure. But, it’s a pretty cool dance.
View ArticleSpread The New Word!
More childish fun with crappy GIFs. However, I would like you to seriously consider replacing the word “god” with “pie” from now on. A considerable amount of thought has been put into this. Pie is the...
View ArticleWhat Will Happen When I Die
I ordered a t-shirt today from CafePress with this on it. Never ordered anything from them before, so hopefully it doesn’t look like shit. The last few days I’ve been moving a little slow, so I felt...
View ArticleTime To Change Direction?
Hello All, Please enjoy the dirty, surrealistic, inspirationally depressing, interpretative song & dance in this short, shitty video — inspired by my experiences as a human being last week. Chris
View ArticlePuppy Foster Care Is Tough On The Soulless
Sorry (to all of those who give a portion of a poop) for neglecting the whims of my dear prick, Christop. Saturday, the 13th, we found the perfect home for Hedy … oh, wait, I mean DAISY. That’s right....
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